About AureliusSinaiPP
olivia thirlby:
olivia thirlby
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Information:
Name: olivia thirlby
Born: 1986-10-06
Height: 1.63
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Filmography:
United 93: The Families and the Film (2006), The Wackness (2008), Eve (2008), United 93 (2006), Juno (2007)
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Anthony Hopkins:
Anthony Hopkins Nude
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Information:
Name: Anthony Hopkins
Born: 1937-12-31
Height: 1.74
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Filmography:
Mundo VIP (1998), Film '72 (2006), Play of the Month (1978), Nixon (1995), Play of the Month (1982)
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William Baldwin:
William Baldwin Naked
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Information:
Name: William Baldwin
Born: 1963-02-21
Height: 1.87
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Filmography:
Live with Regis and Kathie Lee (2007), Hollywood Squares (1998), The Apprentice (2008), Backdraft: The Explosive Stunts (2006), Jimmy Kimmel Live! (2007)
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Jill: Have you read the Bible?
Jack: No,
I'm waiting for the film to come round.
NouelJianyP
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the
Christmas Party ?
He had no body to go with !
PepinDaynerDf
A regular at Bob's Bar
came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that
appeared extremely painful.
"Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender.
"Who gave those beauties to you?"
"Nobody gave them to me," said
Sam. "I had to fight like crazy for
both of them."
AndreasOrickZj
Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?
- A: It's meow-sic to their ears!
RaoulMarcelinhoAh
Mary arrived home from
school covered in
spots. 'Whatever's the matter ?' asked her mother.
'I don't
know,' replied Mary, 'but the teacher thinks I may have
caught
decimals.'
StoddardTallonYL
What should you do if a vampire borrows your
comic?
Wait for him to give it back.
FearghallLeannanJb
Democrat men like to watch football while
the women fix
holiday meals.
On this, Republicans are in full
agreement.
AvenelleDempsterYR
What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at
a
busy intersection?
A pointer!
CalvinoOdanodanTZ
Q: What were Bill and
Chelsea Clinton
doing in the voting booth?
A: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in
Civics, how to ruin the
people!
HastiinMedyrez
OUESTION: What is cosmetics?
ANSWER:
Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading
between the
lines.
JosephusNicholYj