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Sofia Coppola:
Sofia Coppola Nude
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Information:
Name: Sofia Coppola
Born: 1971-05-14
Height: 1.66
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Filmography:
Broken English (2007), Silenci? (2004), Peggy Sue Got Married (1986), Inside Monkey Zetterland (1992), Frankenweenie (1984)
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Henry Cavill:
Henry Cavill Naked
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Information:
Name: Henry Cavill
Born: 1983-05-05
Height: 1.85
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Filmography:
Tristan + Isolde (2006), The Tudors (2008), War of the Gods (2010), The Tudors (2007), Laguna (2001)
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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England
?
Because England was discovered before the USA !
GarveJakobIN
Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles
home.'
Ghost: Why don't you take a train?
Monster: I did once, but
my mother made me give it back.
FilmerBrittanUi
Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers
does it take to change a
lightbulb ?
A: Look, for only $87 billion,
we can put up this chain of fluorescent
satellites that will
illuminate the whole planet.
DylanSimpsonjA
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my
soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
LukJayarov
The kids are crazy about a new piglet
toy.
When they wind it up, it eats all the spinach off their plates.
KelseyDevynvA
How can you tell the difference between a
monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either
a monster or a giant
banana.
NolynMillmanNR
Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a
violin?
A: It is usually still in the case.
WynthropArdleighkY
Why do women have
smaller
feet than men?
- It allows them to stand closer to the sink.
EbanAethelweardun
How do thunderstorms invest their
money?
-In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets
AturJacquesla
Did you hear about the two little boys who
found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake ?
'Quick,'
said one, 'run ! Before they say we did it !
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